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07:43 pm
7/13/05

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The much anticipated and very delayed Official Debut of 2005 was a success.

I rode the hunter like an evil motherfucking genius for three fences in the first class and six fences in the second. If we can improve on that performance, there may be a bit of brilliance later in the year.

My jumper stuttered like Porky Pig, but even he made the, ahem, 'necessary adjustments' before the end of the day.

I felt like Adult Amateur Barbie, comes complete with GPA, pink shirt w/ tone on tone mongramming, and pocket trainer--pull his string and he says one of six clever things like, "Get straight to the fence and then let go," "More leg, more leg, more leg!!!", or "Is it time for elevensies?" Assault-vehicle sized Hunter and Jumper each sold separately, oversize tack and batteries not included.

In other news, turns out Stella is in fact a pony. So now, instead of a runty little puke, I have a top of the line large. She immediately looked remarkably more attractive.

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On July 14th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC), [info]oduwildman commented:
Haven't heard from you in a while, I hope you're doing well. I'm in PA until Thursday then will be in Blacksburg on Sunday and Monday before going up to PA again to catch the flight to Fargo for Junior Nationals.

I'll see if your willing to grab some Macadoo's if your not busy.

Take care.

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On July 14th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC), [info]kinetichyla replied:
Did you forget that I'm not speaking to you?
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On July 15th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC), [info]oduwildman replied:
Still?

Anything I can do to get a good friend back on speaking terms? I was hoping five months going by might offer some semblance of accepting me grovelling and crawling on my knees begging.

I know I'm an ass -- I just would like to make up for it.

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On July 17th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC), [info]kinetichyla replied:
I haven't seen any grovelling or self-debasement.
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On July 18th, 2005 01:07 am (UTC), [info]oduwildman replied:
Believe me, I beat myself up over the last couple months everytime you popped online and I restrained myself from IMing you... didn't want to keep bringing it up. But I'm in Blacksburg until Tuesday afternoon and if buying lunch is the first step to the road to recovery and mending this fence, I'd be happy to oblige.

My cell #'s are both working, 717-615-0065 and 757-291-7757

Hope to see you and then you can see the groveling first hand.

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On July 20th, 2005 11:07 pm (UTC), [info]kinetichyla replied:
I'm going to DC Friday morning.
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On July 25th, 2005 02:53 am (UTC), [info]lydialouise84 commented:
yay!!! I'll be your pony jock!!! :)
I know you already told me all about it... but it sounds good reading it too. Now you just need to make sure you go off course at least once at every other show if you want to be the amateur.
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On July 25th, 2005 04:32 am (UTC), [info]kinetichyla replied:
Re: yay!!! I'll be your pony jock!!! :)
Will do.
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